CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5864	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	4212
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	784451	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	1543
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	7005
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1652
Magic Items Found:	6237	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7295
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net