CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | New Minecraft Servers 2024

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Voloron Bending Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay

Bungee Support Our server has full bungee support with 5 different servers connected to it being: Factions, Skykits, Minigames, RPG, and our Hub/Creative server! Everything for the server works off of GUI as well!

Bending We use project korra with our config being updated weekly based off of players feedback on moves. Everyone on the server has the ability to change elements at will between fire, air, water, and earth!

Factions We have a unique factions plugin that goes well beyond the normal factions. In ours it is economy based where you will be able to buy things such as upgrades for your factions, more land, and much more! There are 10 unique jobs to choose from to gain money and move up in baltop ranks. There are also admin shops with dynamic pricing and player shops used through a GUI to keep everyone safe when buying and selling items from anywhere. There is also a bending arena where you can go and fight to the death and 5 unique training arenas one for each element and then one for all elements.

Skykits Our skykits server is one of a kind with maps changing on it every 2-3 months. There are over 60 unique kits to buy and play with. With these kits there are 5 original ones then each original kit will be enhanced depending on the sub element you choose for it! You will also be able to buy in game perks with money received from skykits and there are item drops on the server!

Creative Our Creative server is part of our hub where you can go and build whatever you’d like. Once done you can submit your plot to be judged and either considered for build team or receive money to spend in the server shop to buy things like world edit!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DefianceCraft

Parkour, PvP

DEFIANCECRAFT is back! PVP like in the old days,there are 6 parkours, complete parkours to get equipment, the harder the parkour the better the equipment in the chest when you finish them. You can kill iron golems for iron and kill pigs for experience, then enchant your own gear. Fight versus other people for their stuff! Join NOW! IP= 151.80.22.8

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

D.a. network

Anarchy, Dupe, Hardcore, PvP, Skygrid, Survival

Dupe server with an Anarchy vibe. No rules!! Hacking is allowed. Flight is enabled in the main world and some others for non client players. A full server economy with plenty of ways to earn money in-game without spending real world money. We are and will not ever be P2W. Op items can be obtained during events and when special worlds are opened. Currently, we have Minecraft Survival dupe as the primary world. SkyGrid and Hardcore Worlds are about to launch. Join our community on discord by using /discord in games. Give us a try today, you won’t regret it!Server IPJava: Play.dupeanarchy.comBedrock: DupeAnarchy0.bedrock.minehut.ggDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/3VWDJzSfvf

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Diamond MC

Survival

Minecraft Java Edition Server for 1.15 Regular Minecraft survival Includes: – Land claims (via GriefPrevention): 2000 claim blocks when you join. – Economy system (via Essentials and Vault) – And more

– Custom plugin features: – /buy (opens a simple buy GUI window to purchase items with cash) – Mob Cash System (kill mobs to earn cash)

Rules: – Don’t be an idiot. – No strictly offensive terms (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExKidTrix

Survival

A Awesome Survival Server BTW I’m not the owner i’m an admin tho do not greif do not hack!! make sure to have fun obey staff!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Victoriamc

Earth, Survival, Towny, Townywars

Welcome to VictoriaMC

VictoriaMC is a Minecraft Server Network which was initially founded on September of 2020. From then it grew into a huge community before eventually shutting down in July of 2021.

When I founded VictoriaMC almost 3 years ago I never thought that it would have become what it did.

VictoriaMC is now back, and ready to take on a new challenge.

VictoriaMC is a 1:750 scale of the earth with various quality of life plugins with an amazing community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

2b4u Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

New server is custom anarchy No rules. No bans. Hacks allows. The server will have. – No dupe – Custom terrain – Custom mobs that drops Above vanilla enchanted gear – Custom enchants – Custom TNT! – Clan system Etc Map size starts at 1k x 1k . And will increase 1k per day. Will have /spawn command and if your in a clan you have a clan teleport to your base

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	357	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SmoothCrash

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

SmoothCrash is a PVE Survival server with a small player base consisting of mostly quiet adult players. We are looking to expand our player base. All ranks are available to all players with in game currency. We have the jobs plugin which pays out very high and with Triple Payout every weekend, be ready to rake it in no time. You can also sell your goods at /warp shop and make even more money. We have the CrazyEnchants plugin as well which offers a variety of incredible enchancements to your tools, gear and more. Each rank offers perks like /Fly and /Condense in the Reaper rank or /top and /ec (enderchest) in the Setler rank. We are open to idea and hoping a few good players can strut their stuff and maybe eventually help with Staff duties. We look forward to seeing you on SmoothCrash

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alaybox

PvP

Official Cz / sk AlayBox !Hi! We are starting a minecraft server, in the future there will also be ig, tt, yt, dc.You will find an elaborate boxfight with us, so you will definitely not be bored.There will be all kinds of Giveaways in the future, including a pinata.You can find other things on our server! :)So don’t wait and come! 😀

– Fleekz – Owner– Vojtafalk4 – Technik– Helper – Helper===================

Ip:AlayBox.aternos.me:29849Version: 1.18 / 1.18.1

Warez / Origo!

Online every day 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrimsonPvP

PvP, Raiding

What is CrimsonPvP? CrimsonPvP is an upcomming CosmicPvP Test server. It has a ton of features from cosmic, such as koths, custom enchantments, envoys, conquests and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Limitless Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Towny

Come enjoy a outstanding community of members that all love the game! Enjoy all of our game modes including: Towny, OP Factions, Skyblock, OP Prison, Creative and more coming soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Neplo network

Survival

Neplo Network, Nepal’s one of the Best Survival server and Community with best gameplay and Security . We try our best to provide best experience to the player of our community. We are new and we hope that you will be a part of our community and become best community together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/93rkx88cgM

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Architech.MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Since opening in 2020, we have made a server that has everything. Our commitment to a smooth running server, exceptional playing experience, and incomparable player care keeps our community coming back again and again.

We never stop improving, and will continue to expand our player base. With 30 player slots bring your friends and get in and have some fun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Og-land

Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to the OG-Land community!A new beginning for Romanian Minecraft.Don’t forget that Gaming is eternal!Everything you could want from a Romanian minecraft server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoodChaos SMP

Survival

GoodChaos is not just your average SMP, but an incredibly unstructured SMP with hardly any rules and hardly any gameplay-changing plugins.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mines Excavated:	2397

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.