CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	156
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	450460	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9012
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	7096	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	866
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1113	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	106050
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!