CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9727
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3340
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	5218	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	894231	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1429

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).