CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	563	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ores Mined:	8165	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	689000	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Items Found:	2825
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Buildings Constructed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7593	Void Armor Forged:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	4851	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Farms Harvested:	701	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.