CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8467	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	111
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4472
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9317
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.