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Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7074	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3858	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	669417