CraftyInLawVacayOops | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that will make your in-laws go bonkers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family had planned a luxurious vacation at a fancy hotel, only to have your in-laws swoop in and book the same week without telling you. Talk about a plot twist! Now they’re stuck with a hefty cancellation fee and are refusing to go without you. Can you say awkward family dynamics?

But wait, there’s more! Your husband wants to reimburse them, but you’re all about tough love. Let them learn their lesson, right? Who needs a peaceful family vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure on our server instead?

Join now and experience the drama, the guilt-tripping, and the never-ending family feuds that come with every decision you make. It’s a vacation you’ll never forget, for better or for worse!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

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Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Brit Feel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	5183
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Void Armor Forged:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9732	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchantments Applied:	191
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Atomic Antibiotics Craft

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hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!

join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2297	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FroobWorld: Where semi-vanilla meets extra sprinkles and a side of piggyback rides. Patch 1.21 included!

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Minecraft Server Information

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UG9CjMGtSs
Website	https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap	https://map.froobworld.com/

Overview

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Features

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

1. What is the server IP?

The server IP is s.froobworld.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the rules include no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. Chat is kept at PG-13 levels.

3. Is there a limit to land claiming?

There is no limit to the size of land claiming, within reason.

4. Are donations accepted on the server?

No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Anime Lovers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of unmarried, unloved, and unaccompanied anime teachers who are just waiting for someone to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join our server and you could be the hero they’ve been waiting for!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to the world’s tallest Minecraft roller coaster, where you can experience thrills and spills like never before. Just be sure to hold onto your blocky hat!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GFChoresMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Well, look no further than our server! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, our players promise to help out with chores and tasks around the virtual world. But, just like in real life, they never actually do it! It’s like living with a bunch of virtual roommates who leave messes everywhere and expect you to clean up after them.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!

So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NieceConfrontAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, secret alliances, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!

But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!

Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBedroomAntics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	389
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ores Mined:	7643

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fluoride Fun Zone

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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!