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Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crops Grown: 2639 Animals Bred: 19
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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