CraftyImpatience

#impatience, aita, annoyance, ANNOYING, Assignment, Communication, CraftyImpatience, dumb, English class, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, Help, learning, patience, questions, Slow, stupid, trying, Understanding, video instructions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with slow and dumb people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is as smart as a genius dolphin! No more frustrating conversations with people who just don’t get it. On our server, the only dumb questions are the ones we make up for fun!

Join us and leave the annoying slowpokes behind. Watch our video tutorials and complete assignments without having to explain every little detail to someone who just doesn’t get it. Our community is full of quick learners who will have you laughing instead of pulling your hair out.

Say goodbye to the frustration and hello to a world where everyone is on the same page. Don’t let dumb questions ruin your day, join our server and experience the joy of playing with intelligent and fun-loving players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Join now and leave the slowpokes in the dust!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4746	Dragon Eggs Found:	9325

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6287
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Votes:	1060
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Dragon Eggs Found:	1326	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	2858
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	115	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6666	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	198	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	1071
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6393
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno