come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6327 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6535
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 114 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 3754
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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