come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Potions Brewed: 78 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 970
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 New Chunks Explored: 432965
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 84
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crops Grown: 6982
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 59 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1044
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Gods Slained: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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