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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6335 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?