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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3461 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!