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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6387 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7090 |
| Emeralds Found: | 265 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
