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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Crops Grown: | 8455 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2768 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
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