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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 719 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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