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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4122 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1816 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
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