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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
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