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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7780 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
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