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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2963 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Potions Brewed: | 76 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
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