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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3676 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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