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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4384 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 9510 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 54 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7484 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
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