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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7769 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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