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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5909 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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