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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 173 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
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Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
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