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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7406 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 987 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
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