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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3003 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
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