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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9890 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 5724 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
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