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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9968 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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