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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8273 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
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