Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
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