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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4649 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9814 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
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