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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5540 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2658 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9350 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
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Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
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