Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Farms Harvested: 649 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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