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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.
join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!