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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4536 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.
