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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4979 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).
⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!
💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀