CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	1463	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	7114	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	7923	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4901
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	461084
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Void Gems Collected:	40	Farms Harvested:	213

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6015	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com