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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 783 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7588 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so wild, even the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed, and a dragon that will let you ride it into battle against hordes of evil zombies!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).