Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 3028 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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