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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5508 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!