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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6694 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4668 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!