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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6547 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Crops Grown: | 9617 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
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