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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2747 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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