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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7119 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 604 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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