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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1797 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 976424 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
Mines Excavated: | 4888 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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