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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4732 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | New Chunks Explored: | 784938 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!