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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5466 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 310 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!