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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4053 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 530 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!