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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7253 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
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